even gifs move more than i do
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
If BuzzFeed had a ball pit.
I corrected it
I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.
the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today
today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all
Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools.
Literally me when I hurt people
oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend
OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
so this photo has a lot of meaning for me. the girl on the right is me. how i appear to be. the girl on the left is who i really am, behind the makeup, behind the lies. i put on such a show for people, but deep down i really care. this is the rea l me
I’m pretty sure that’s Shrek on the left
does it feel good when you say that
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
fun game, don’t say any of these words when ur talking online & see how long u last:
If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy